Hasn't killed a plant yet this year
Will understand your obscure meme references and respond with another
Used a frying pan handle as a doorstop for the first frugal year of university
Not physically but time-wise, I'm there
Gets really invested in researching random things (especially if it's past 1am)
I was once told that this is because I have a wide face
I am grade 7 in ballet and went to lessons for 15 years, I am entirely unflexible now but have been known to bring out the moves after a few drinks.
I once hit Warwick Davies with a heavy Premier Inn door as he was riding a swegway down the corridor.